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The Neurodivergent Cyborg:

Why I Outsourced My Executive Function to AI

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CaptionedInCaffeine
Feb 13, 2026
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Stop trying to run modern software on 1970s hardware. It’s time to install a cognitive prosthetic

​Let’s get one thing straight immediately; losing your keys because you were distracted isn't a medical condition. It’s a Tuesday. Losing 52 years of your life to a brain that refuses to compile basic code? That is the reality.

​If you scroll through TikTok l…

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