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The Snake Oil Upgrade

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Jan 17, 2026
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Why I'm Not Teaching You to Make $1000 a Day

I was scrolling through my feed this morning, looking for a dopamine hit or maybe just a picture of a friend’s lunch, when I saw it. Another one. A slick graphic promising me a "Money Making Blueprint" if I just type "YES" in the comments.

Apparently, I am supposed to be outraged that OpenAI "wants my $99 a mon…

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